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After seeing the documentary 'Leopards: Fact or Fiction?', I decided to become a full-time conspiracy theorist. From that moment on, I've been doubting everything and it feels great! If someone wants to debate me I just start talking a lot louder and tell my opponent to just wake up! Leopards aren't real!!! The moon landing was faked!!! Carrots are my friends!